"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks
Fun prank idea: murder someone so you can go to prison for life and never have to go to school again
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party